Olè 'Ugonna' Solskjaer celebrated his birthday with '5 crates of cold goals' against Belgian league table toppers Club Brugge in the Europa league clash.
Here are 5 things #ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from the 5-goal pounding:
1. MADE IN NIGERIA
Indeed, last night, a goal was made in Nigeria and exported to Manchester in England. Naija's own Odion Ighalo scored his first goal for Manchester United on his first start.
Indeed, last night, a goal was made in Nigeria and exported to Manchester in England. Naija's own Odion Ighalo scored his first goal for Manchester United on his first start.
It was a well crafted 'Oliseh' Fernandes and ''Bankole" Mata. More 'Ororo' to his elbows. As we say in Naija, ""Carry go!!".
2. BRUNO 'OLISEH' FERNANDES
The 'tear-rubber-new-chasis' signing was amazing once again. It's never a dull moment watching Bruno. He ran the show with beautiful flicks and tricks on the ball, mesmerising Club Brugge.
The 'tear-rubber-new-chasis' signing was amazing once again. It's never a dull moment watching Bruno. He ran the show with beautiful flicks and tricks on the ball, mesmerising Club Brugge.
He now has 2 goals, 2 assists and has created 10 chances in 4 games!!! Kudos Bruno. Carry go!!
3. 'AKINBODE' FRED
The Brazilian midfielder has indeed become an 'area scatter' for United, playing box to box and covering every blade of grass on the pitch week in, week out.
The Brazilian midfielder has indeed become an 'area scatter' for United, playing box to box and covering every blade of grass on the pitch week in, week out.
Last night, he was rewarded with two "plates of goal pepper-soup" and a "chilled bottle" of assist. Fred 'Akinbode', all we can say is "carry go!!!
4. WELCOME BACK SCOT
After about two months out, Scot McTom-Tom came back with a bang for United. Replacing Nemanja 'Agu' Matic, Scot was brilliant in the heart of midfield with his usual ginger.
After about two months out, Scot McTom-Tom came back with a bang for United. Replacing Nemanja 'Agu' Matic, Scot was brilliant in the heart of midfield with his usual ginger.
He capped his performance with a beautiful half volley driven into the net following a pass from his midfield brother Fred. Welcome back Scot and 'carry go'!!!
5. DANIEL 'OSONDU' JAMES.
The electric-paced winger has been off the pace in recent weeks. He needs to improve his on-the-ball abilities as well as his end product.
The electric-paced winger has been off the pace in recent weeks. He needs to improve his on-the-ball abilities as well as his end product.
If he continues like this, I fear that without his pace, he may be another Jesse Lingard loading. The right wing may be his best position after all. Unfortunately, we cannot say 'carry go'.
IN THE END, United were completely dominant, before and after the red card. Kudos to the team for a five-goal pounding and another clean sheet.
Once again, we say "Happy birthday Olè 'Ugonna' Solskjaer. Carry go!!!"
Once again, we say "Happy birthday Olè 'Ugonna' Solskjaer. Carry go!!!"
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED.