'The Wolves' bit off another two points from Manchester United again at Old Trafford last night. It was the 6th meeting between the two sides in the last one year with United winning only one.
Here's what #ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from the draw:
1. SAMBA SCAM
In years past, United fans almost carried placards to protest the non-inclusion of Andreas Pereira in regular starting lineups. The Brazilian has now gotten more than a fair chance under Olè.
As the days have gone by, Pereira has shown that he is a 'Chinco' Brazilian. He will be a very fantastic midfielder for United: either Newcastle-United or Sheffield-United, not Manchester United.
2. HE LOVES TO SHOOT.
With Matic out following his red card, our 'tear rubber new chasis' signing Bruno Fernandes was thrown into the starting XI despite having only a single training session with the team.
One thing was clear on his debut, the man loves to shoot at every chance. He had the best attacking stats in the game.
#ManUtdNaijaFM wishes him more 'ororo' to his knees and he shall be called Bruno 'OLISEH' Fernandes.
3 SPEED EQUATION SOLVED.
It seems that EPL defenders have had a town hall meeting to discuss our electric-paced winger, Daniel 'Osondu' James. Infact, they have found the formula to his speed.
In the last 4 or 5 games the man has not been allowed to even do a 10-meter dash. As we say in Naija, "dem don lock am inside groundnut bottle".
4. JUST A FEW INCHES
That's how close United came to grabbing all three points at Old Trafford. Juan 'Bankole' Mata, Fernandes, Maguire and Dalot all came inches close to scoring.
Probably it was one of such days when the ball simply refuses to go into the net. This Wolves 'wahala' continues for United.
5. ISSAKABA BOY IS MARCHING FORWARD
Aaron 'Issakaba-Boy' stepped up his attacking play yeaterday. The full back who has recently been criticised for his poor quality going forward, looked different against Wolves.
He put in some decent crosses and created two good goal scoring chances for Mata and Dalot. More work needs to be done, but he is certainly showing prospects.
FINALLY, Kudos to David 'Osinachi' DeGea who made his 300th appearance for Manchester United. A win would have been a perfect way to celebrate it, but at least he had a clean sheet to mark the occasion.
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED.