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Watford 2-0 United: 3 Things We Learnt From United's 'Father Christmas' Display


Manchester United put up a 'Father Christmas display' at Vicarage road as they gifted Watford who have only won one EPL game this season, their second 3 points!!


Here are three things #ManUtdNaijaFM learnt:

1. VILLAGE PEOPLE
For a young man like Jesse 'Awilo' Lingard who has neither scored nor assisted a single premier league goal in 28 games, how and why he decided to 'chip it like Lionel Messi' when he had a one-on-one with the goalkeeper is beyond understanding.

He thus squandered for the second game in a row United's best chance in a game. 
As we say in Naija 'His village people must be really strong'.


2 VILLAGE PEOPLE
For a super fly like our own David 'Osinachi' De Gea to commit that kind of 'KG 1' error led to the first goal was really disappointing.
It could only have been 'Village people'.

3. VILLAGE PEOPLE
Our 'Issakaba' boy Aaron Wan-Bisaka has been in scintillating form all season, slidingband stopping every single tackle that has come his way without conceding a single free-kick.

Against Watford, it appears his 'Village people' decided to open his matter and they came to Vicarage road with their full attire and drums.
Not only did he miss his sliding tackle for the first time, he conceded  a penalty that nailed United!!

IN THE END, United continued her new habit of taking 3 points from the 'Rich"(top 6 teams) and gifting to the poor(bottom clubs).

Father Christmas is red, United is red. Indeed, like we say in Naija, we 'did Christmas' for Watford....their second win all season!!!!

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED.......OLUWA IS INVOLVED.

OPINION POLL
Should the choir practice for #OleOut nine lessons and Carol start again?

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