THE HOLIDAYS ARE OFFICIALLY OVER!! Manchester United will resume 2017/2018 season duties with a big UEFA Super Cup clash against Spanish Goliaths, Real Madrid FC. United defeated the Spanish giants after a penalty shootout only a fortnight ago, but as we know it, that was only a Pre season friendly. This match is not 'yam and beans' and so Real Madrid will come well armed and prepared. As customs demand, Jose 'Uchenna' Mourinho held a press conference ahead of the match tomorrow where he confirmed the absences of 6 key players in Eric 'Olusegun' Bailly, Phil 'Osas' Jones(suspension) along with long term absentees, Luke Shaw, DJ Ashley Young and Marcos 'Odegbami' Rojo. Timothy-'Folurunso'-Mensah didn't travel with the team as the boss confirmed that he is set for a season long loan move to Crystal Palace. On being asked about Matic's availability for the match, the boss replied saying, "Obviously, Matic is available...