The result sheet of Oga Fela, the "Head-banger" l of Old trafford is out. Check out how he performed in his subjects last season. EPL 20% The Afro-haired Belgian contributed 1 goal, 1 red card, no assist, and plenty elbows in 28 appearances in the EPL last season; a very "fantastic" effort if you remember the adage that says "A Chicken cannot

The result of Old Trafford's French talent, Anthony 'Ikechukwu' Martial is out. Check out how he performed in his subjects last season.

The result sheet of Old Trafford's favourite warrior, Ander 'Akinbode' Herrera is out. Check out his scores in various subjects last term.

No pre-season transfer Rumour/Gossip/'Amebo' can ever be complete without "Cristiano Ronaldo returning to Manchester United" being a part of the gist.

The result sheet of our very own Antonio 'Dede-one-way' Valencia is out. Take a look at his scores in the various subjects:

Our end of season result sheet feature is back again, this time with the release of the 2016/2017 result sheet of Manchester United assistant captain, Chris 'Okonta' Smalling.

  Where are the Old trafford Ushers? Please come and usher in our first signing - Victor Lindelof!

Manchester United’s official 2017/18 Premier League fixture list has now been released . Jose 'Uchenna' Mourinho and his Red army begin their season at Old Trafford with a clash against West Ham, to be followed by a trip to Wales to face Swansea.

With gratitude for a deal well negotiated, Manchester United has announced the agreement of a £31million fee with Benfica for Swedish Defender,  Victor Lindelof.

IT'S OFFICIAL: Pa Zlatan 'Ekwueme' Ibrahimovic has been released from Manchester United. In reaction to the big news, we give him his 2016/2017 result sheet.

Welcome to the second batch release of our end of season result sheet . We started off by scoring Jose 'Uchenna' Mourinho for his performances in key subjects offered in the 2016/2017 session. Today, we give out 'Ichie' Wazza Rooney.

Paul "Ikenna" Pogba was voted as United's best player for the month of May. The powerful French man was nominated alongside Daley Blind and Sergio Romero. He notched up 54% of the total

Away from the Transfer Rumours and gossip 'Bruhaha', Sunday afternoon promises to be fun for all Manchester United fans and indeed all football lovers all over the world. Michael Carrick will have