Manchester United traveled through "7 rivers and 7 seas" to reach the Europa league final for the 1st time in their history after a dismal display at Old Trafford. Here are Five (5) things we learnt tonight.
1. UNITED CRUISED TO THE FINAL ON A "RICKETY" MOLUE
With an away goal advantage and playing at home, United was expected to dominate and cruise into the final in style. Surprisingly, they put up the worst performance of the season as they struggled. Sloppy passes littered the pitch, aimless runs filled the air. We made Celta Vigo look like a combined Barca and Madrid best XI.
2. JESSE 'AWILO' LINGARD IS A TRUE 'RED'.
Once again tonight, Jesse 'Awilo' Lingard proved he truly deserves to wear the RED COLORS OF CARDIFF CITY. His 'average-ness" is too average for an average United player. It appears his new contract has made things worse.
3. MANCHESTER UNITED IS SERVING A LIVING GOD
The 96th minute of the game could have been the worst minute of United's history had Guidetti scored that goal. What a disaster it could have been....SEASON DESTROYER!
4. SERGIO ROMERO IS AN ABLE DEPUTY
The calm Argentine has proven to be a good deputy/ acting goalkeeper whenever called upon in place of Dave De Gea. He played his role well tonight wit some great saves......Our Man of the match.
5. ERIC BAILLY DID AN "ANTHONY JOSHUA"
With less than 5 minutes to go, how on earth did our own Eric "Segun" Bailly allow Fellaini's Afro-juju madness to enter him?? Bailly compromised our chance of winning this title by giving Guidetti an 'Anthony Joshua' upper cut,earning himself a needless red card.
The comic however was seeing Marouanne "headbanger" Fellaini separating the fight!!! What an irony!!
.....IN THE END, It wasn't a display to be proud of, but we are going to Stockholm where we shall face Ajax FC!!!!!. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED. .......OLUWA IS INVOLVED.
OPINION POLL:
Who was your worst player tonight?
1. UNITED CRUISED TO THE FINAL ON A "RICKETY" MOLUE
With an away goal advantage and playing at home, United was expected to dominate and cruise into the final in style. Surprisingly, they put up the worst performance of the season as they struggled. Sloppy passes littered the pitch, aimless runs filled the air. We made Celta Vigo look like a combined Barca and Madrid best XI.
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| Royal Rumble @ Old trafford |
2. JESSE 'AWILO' LINGARD IS A TRUE 'RED'.
Once again tonight, Jesse 'Awilo' Lingard proved he truly deserves to wear the RED COLORS OF CARDIFF CITY. His 'average-ness" is too average for an average United player. It appears his new contract has made things worse.
3. MANCHESTER UNITED IS SERVING A LIVING GOD
The 96th minute of the game could have been the worst minute of United's history had Guidetti scored that goal. What a disaster it could have been....SEASON DESTROYER!
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| "Have Mercy Lord" |
4. SERGIO ROMERO IS AN ABLE DEPUTY
The calm Argentine has proven to be a good deputy/ acting goalkeeper whenever called upon in place of Dave De Gea. He played his role well tonight wit some great saves......Our Man of the match.
5. ERIC BAILLY DID AN "ANTHONY JOSHUA"
With less than 5 minutes to go, how on earth did our own Eric "Segun" Bailly allow Fellaini's Afro-juju madness to enter him?? Bailly compromised our chance of winning this title by giving Guidetti an 'Anthony Joshua' upper cut,earning himself a needless red card.
The comic however was seeing Marouanne "headbanger" Fellaini separating the fight!!! What an irony!!
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| "Please Bailly, don't be like me" |
.....IN THE END, It wasn't a display to be proud of, but we are going to Stockholm where we shall face Ajax FC!!!!!. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED. .......OLUWA IS INVOLVED.
OPINION POLL:
Who was your worst player tonight?